Concerning the importance of the third amendment:
Bert: ernie, why do you have a banana in your ear?
Ernie: huh? repeat that
Bert: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Ernie: it keeps away the crocodiles
Bert: we are in brooklyn, the closest crocodiles are in the zoo (something about them being thousands of miles away from the keys)
Ernie: see, it is working
Submitted by January