::Professor who continues to be confused about a particular student's name:: "So, I found out the answer to the question you asked me last class ::student's name::
::student:: "You sure it was me?"
::professor:: "Yeah funny guy it was you. You asked about impeachment as it relates to discovery.."
::student:: #2::No... that was me. But don't worry... everyone seems to forget me anyway
::Special shoutout to LiserDoesLaw on this one::