Thursday, August 24, 2006

What's Risky is Going to School in Camden...

Finance Professor: Would you rather invest in Campbell's Soup or the entertainment group that owns casinos in Atlantic City?

Jersey Boy: I'd buy bonds in the casinos.

Finance Professor: You think that casinos are less risky than Campbell's!?

Jersey Boy: Have you ever been to Atlantic City? I think people are much more likely to stop eating soup than they are to stop gambling.

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