Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Water Sports vs. The Chocolate Highway

(In considering a case where the male defendant killed another man for "the unmentionable act," i.e. the deceased raped defendant.)

3L: I think the guy peed on him.
Half the class: No, he raped him!
Prof: Not just rape... man rape!
3L: ...oh, well peeing on me would make me mad.

(Another case in which defendant killed the man who killed his son.)

Same 3L: Decedent had killed the son like years and years ago.
2L: Um, 9 or 10 months actually.
3L: Well, clearly I'm reading these cases really closely.

Overheard by: KT

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