Overheard in Law School

3L: Have you heard about "There Will Be Blood?" . . . Yeah, it's a period piece.

3L: Get your camera ready, we're about to see that fat lady's butt cheeks.

District Attorney: I think we'll just wait for the officer to get here, then we'll go ahead and try the case. 3L: But if I try it an...

Noticed on a blackboard following a property review: Standard Jurisprude

Law School Grad (waiting for bar results): oh good, i was hoping for bar results before i left, but luckily i got an ad for butt plugs so i...

Prof (who is also a practicing criminal law attorney): Everytime I go in there I give my credit card to one of the public defenders who come...

Overheard at an expansive Liquor Store in Chicago: Female #1 : Do you work here? Employee : Yes Female #2 : We hate you. Female #1: Kiddin...