Overheard at Quinnipiac University School of Law

Property Professor trying to get the class to tell him the history of the U.S.

Property Professor: Ok so the English came over, and then what happened?
Class: Silent
Property Professor: Who has been to Williamsburg?
Property Professor: Ahhh yes Mr. 1L!
1L: Oh, I was just raising my hand to say that yes, I've been to Williamsburg.

Property Professor: Oooookkkkaaayyy. Well, did you learn anything while you were there?

1L: No, I didn't actually.

Property Professor: Ooooookkkkkaaay.

1L: I really mostly golfed and ate pancakes.

Overheard by SR