Sometimes talking in class goes wrong.

Property Professor: "So why do we allow divorce? Why isn't marriage a ironclad contract that cannot be broken?"

1L #1: "Well, this probably isn't the right answer, but if we didn't allow divorce, a lot of lawyers would be out of a job."

Property Professor: "You're right. That's not the right answer."

-- Overheard by "There's No Competition in Law School"