Recent Law School Grad, now Lawyer: Oh, crap! The sole off of my heel came off. Now I'm going to have to take the sole off the other heel so I'm not walking around all lopsided.
Smart-ass 3L: Oh, cool! So your shoes will be "Lawyer Shoes!"
Recent Law School Grad, now Lawyer: (pause) How do you figure?
Smart-ass 3L: Well, your shoes won't have any soles. And lawyers don't have any souls, either. So now you match.
Recent Law School Grad, now Lawyer: Until then, I had no idea how unfunny you really are.
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