Not the point of the 24/7 attorney.

1L #1: dude, what happened to you last night?

1L #2: i went to bed. at least i tried to go to bed, but 1L #3 kept drunk texting me to tell me that he drunk dialed Westlaw.

Submitted by Anonymous

(Abuse of the Westlaw 24/7 365 attorney has occurred before here on Overheard)