Not the point of the 24/7 attorney.

1L #1: dude, what happened to you last night?

1L #2: i went to bed. at least i tried to go to bed, but 1L #3 kept drunk texting me to tell me that he drunk dialed Westlaw.

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(Abuse of the Westlaw 24/7 365 attorney has occurred before here on Overheard)

Regulatory Milk

Prof: The securities laws assume that investors 1) need the government's help, and 2) that investors actually use the help when they're given it. Who here has received a prospectus in the mail?

Student: I did

Prof: What did you do with it?

Student: I threw it away.

Prof: But you pleaded for help, you went to the teat of mama government saying "feed me feed me" but you threw away the milk, and why?

He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken

Admin Prof: Are there any Scalia fans in the room?

Silence...

Prof: Come on, I know you're out there.

Silence...

Ok, I guess you're embarassed.