Thursday, March 30, 2006
1L #1: At conception.
Con Law Prof: When does Pat Robertson believe life begins?
1L #1: Uhh…Pat Robertson?
Con Law Prof: Sorry. When do televangelists believe a fetus is human?
1L #2: When it starts to donate money.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
2L boy #1: Seriously, [2L girl], stop being such a cocksucker and go to class.
2L boy #2: Let's be honest here, whether she's a cocksucker is not dependent on whether she goes to class. She can still be a cocksucker and go to class.
2L girl: Do you all hate me?
Prof: So, who would read the e-mail anyway?
2L raises hand.
2L: It's like reading the tube of toothpaste while you're sitting on the toilet. You read it because it's there.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
1L #1: "Well, this probably isn't the right answer, but if we didn't allow divorce, a lot of lawyers would be out of a job."
Property Professor: "You're right. That's not the right answer."
-- Overheard by "There's No Competition in Law School"
Monday, March 27, 2006
-- Overheard by JPR
Contracts Prof: "Good riddance........just kidding."
She walks back in with a Coke.
Contracts Prof.: "Oh, this was for a coke?"
1L: "I have a cough."
Contracts Prof: "Oh? I hadn't noticed. <
Horrifed look by student....
Contracts Prof: "Oh, you DO smoke? Oh, I'm sure there's NO connection."
-- Overheard by blondelaw from http://gratuitouspromise
Female 2L #1: So I was out last night and this guy that I know who is engaged was hitting on me. Now I think my friends are pissed off at me.
Female 2L #2: They always blame the flirtee and never the flirtor.
Female 2L #1: Flirtee and Flirtor? You are definitely in law school.
submitted by hko.
-- Overheard by MP