First and last time I think we'll hear that...

Cashier: What are you studying at x-university?

3L: Law.

Cashier: Thanks for protecting America.

3L: [Stunned silence] Ummm...no problem.

I summon to me spirits!

2L: I don't mind Prof X's exam policy. We can bring in anyone except another person.
1L: Well, what if you're a medium? Can you channel someone during the exam? Say, Cardozo?
2L: Yeah, but not Cardozo. Prof X *hates* Cardozo. Also, I have no idea what he's saying.