Saturday, January 28, 2006
Professional Responsibility Prof: "Always do not get paid in Cocaine!"
Evidence Prof: "If you were caught in a known drug house, with 135 packets of cocaine on the table in front of you, a razor with cocaine on it, a scale, a gun, and $2500 in cash would you want to talk about the evidence?"
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Prof: He really gets off on this reasoning, it's so Scalia-ish of him...The lady of the house might be taking her bath and we'd be able to know about it. He's such a gallant son of a bitch.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Little Sister: my friends seem to be going nuts. it's j-term, so everyone has lots of free time.
Big Sister 2L: ah.
Little Sister: this means that everyone just takes turns being the bullion cubes in the drama soup.
Submitted by The BLS
Contracts prof: I'm perfectly willing to talk to you about your grades, but I have a Kleenex policy in my office. That is, I don't keep any in my office, so if you're going to be crying, bring your own.
Civ Pro prof: I suggest you talk to all of your professors about your grades. You can just walk down the hall and knock on doors and say, "Okay, now YOU tell me why I suck."Submitted by Anonymous
Monday, January 23, 2006
2L: Because it would give institutional investors more information that regular investors.
Prof: So, what it is that like a "fairness" argument? Eww. You know I'm in a good mood because the Steelers won, but you're testing my patience here.
2L with last name #1: (salutes the other 2L with the same last name)
2L with last name #2: Here.
PR Prof: How's mama Mabel [last name]?
2L with last name #2: She's good.
PR Prof: But she's DEAD!
Student: Well, yeah, but I have a possessory interest in this seat.
The BLS: Yeah? Well, I have a title to this seat, evidenced by the professor's seating chart. That trumps your possessory interest.
Student: Yeah, but...
Student #2: (interrupting) And this is why law students are only friends with other law students.
Submitted by The Bitter Law Student