The BLS: Hey, you're in my seat!
Student: Well, yeah, but I have a possessory interest in this seat.
The BLS: Yeah? Well, I have a title to this seat, evidenced by the professor's seating chart. That trumps your possessory interest.
Student: Yeah, but...
Student #2: (interrupting) And this is why law students are only friends with other law students.
Submitted by The Bitter Law Student