Monday, May 07, 2007
2L #1: Well, when my sister and I were arrested, our story was featured in Playboy. Does that mean that I shouldn't be allowed to take the bar?
2L #1: I mean, we weren't pictured or anything…
2L #2, jumping in: Well, some people might be more likely to hire her because she was in Playboy. I know I would.
Overheard by The LawBitches
Overheard by jgg
Prof: If I wanted to see white powder this time of year, I'd buy some fucking cocaine! Not that I've ever bought drugs. But if I did, the statute of limitations has long passed. Ok, let's talk about bribery!
Overheard by legal lush
Prof: Are you still in this class? I haven’t seen you in months.
1L: I still come to class.
Prof: Apparently not when there is a brief due.Overheard by LegalBuffy
Prof: I tried to get him to listen to NWA but all he wanted to listen to was Rush Limbaugh. And he wouldn't include the word 'blunt' in his opinion either.
Overheard by KE
Prof: Sir, what is the "ultimate sex act"?
Student: Well, that's a personal call, and I really don't care what these people say.
Overheard by desertvirga