Friday, March 17, 2006

Master of the Obvious

Guest Lecturer (showing a video presention): Here, the passenger stole his friend's car, drove off, and flipped off the police officer.

Trial Advocacy Professor: That's not a good idea....

So That's Why Law School Is So Popular

Dean of Students at orientation: And the librarians will service you in ways you can’t even imagine.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Well as long as we are getting our money's worth...

After a student apology for sleeping in class...

Evidence Professor: "We were just glad to have you in class, asleep or awake. Asleep you were the source of entertainment for the class."

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Roll Tide

Con Law Prof: To go to the University of Alabama in the early part of the 20th century was to make a self-educated man look good.

From the Poor-House

CivPro Prof: A year ago would you have expected to be asked how a pair of exploding pajamas is like Diana Ross? And would you have expected to pay this much for it?

And I thought that being a lawyer was going to be sexy

Legal Writing Prof: "This stuff is boring as hell...welcome to the practice of law"

Uhh... No, but Thanks Anyway

2L: Oh, I've been known to have a caramel taste. Go on, take a lick.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Civ Pro Finally Gets Sexy

1L: Well, the case had to do with sexual abuse -
Civ Pro Prof: Doesn't everything these days?