Thursday, February 09, 2006
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
"You don't have to be a whore. I mean, if you want to be a whore, by all means, be a whore."
(With regard to copying a book): Give it to my secretary, she sends it to repro - Big deal, we cut down a few more trees, that’s all we do all day anyway."
"Porn drives everything. I wouldn’t be surprised if it drove Gutenberg."
Prof of Ancient Athenian Law: If you haven't seen groundhog day, go see it. It has nothing to do with Athenian law.
Prof of Ancient Athenian Law: what do you want to talk about? Theft? Kidnapping?
Professor: sure, always a cheery topic!
Trademarks Professor: It's like ping and pong, Iliad and the Odyssey, §8 and §15.
Overheard by Melissa
Overheard by CKC
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
2L: Property is like a soap opera... you can tune out for three weeks and still know what's going on. Well, that, and I think the lead character (the professor) has amnesia...
-- Overheard by The BLS***
1L: If we're talking about the over-all value to society, it'd be best to kill all homeless people!
Property Prof: Well, it might cause some disutility to the homeless person, right?
-- Overheard by Anonymous
Property Prof: Well, what is the principle that Marshall has extracted from Johnson?
Student: That when white people agree on something, it's the rule.
-- Overheard by SLS1L