Prof of Ancient Athenian Law: If you haven't seen groundhog day, go see it. It has nothing to do with Athenian law.
Prof of Ancient Athenian Law: what do you want to talk about? Theft? Kidnapping?
Professor: sure, always a cheery topic!
Trademarks Professor: It's like ping and pong, Iliad and the Odyssey, §8 and §15.
Overheard by Melissa