Friday, August 25, 2006

You mean we're not?

re: learning to address juries

Trial Advocacy Book: Forget your legal training for a minute and try to figure out how you would act if you were a real person.

Over(read) by SunCynic

Bar Talk

Talking about a classmate at the bar:

3L #1: Does he manscape?
3L #2: No, I think he's naturally hairless
3L #3: I thought I saw some razor burn one day on his chest
The 3L Who Knows All: Yes, he manscapes. And his girlfriend shaves his back.

Class Preparation

3L #1: Is that your 3rd or 4th Beer?
3L #2: 4th!
3L #3: And don't you have your first class in an hour?
3L #2: Absolutely.

The Light's On, but the Owner is Asleep

In a Thesis Seminar on Advanced Criminal Procedure
Prof: What topic are you thinking about for your Paper?
3L: Emminent Domain
Prof: That's not really on point, but I like that you're thinking.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Kind of like ketchup?

Bankruptcy Prof: “I drink tequila because I’ve convinced myself its vegetable juice.”

Overheard by Anonymous

Don't let them smell your fear!

(Prof asks first question to a 1L)

1L: I don't know. I'm scared.

Overheard by KP

What's Risky is Going to School in Camden...

Finance Professor: Would you rather invest in Campbell's Soup or the entertainment group that owns casinos in Atlantic City?

Jersey Boy: I'd buy bonds in the casinos.

Finance Professor: You think that casinos are less risky than Campbell's!?

Jersey Boy: Have you ever been to Atlantic City? I think people are much more likely to stop eating soup than they are to stop gambling.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

B.S. Degree

Witness: She was working on her Feces.

Partner: What was that?

Witness: You know, Feces, she was getting her Masters.

Partner: You mean "Thesis"?

Witness: Ohh, umm...yeah.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

At Least Your Not Anemic

4 2L's are eating burritos at Qdoba during OCI. Three are in suits and between interviews. The fourth is in shorts and a t-shirt and not between interviews

2L#1: My interview with Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe went very well.
2L#2: Yeah, I met with them this morning. They were very friendly.
2L#3: Did either of you interview with Dewar's & Rocks? I have them next.
2L#1: No, I interview with them later tonight.
2L#4: I just ate some tin foil . . . In case any of you are wondering why I didn't get any interviews, it's because of shit like that.