it's the little things in life

2L: I should have gone to University of Wisconsin. Then I'd never have to take the bar. And I could eat brats with sauerkraut all the time!

Appropriateness of response does not earn a discount.

3L #1: How much is BarBri going to cost me?
3L #2: What state's bar are you going to take?
3L #1: *shrug*
3L #2: Well, it'll between $2000-$3000, depending on state.
3L #1: (maniacal laughter)

it was so long ago

2Ls are comparing photos on their student IDs.

2L guy: 2L girl, you look nice in your picture. Like you're really happy.
2L girl: I know. I was happy. They took the picture before we started law school.

All Tax Guys Have Asperger's.

Trusts Professor: Do you know anything about tax rules?
2L: Well, I took tax last semester but I wouldn't say I know anything about it.

What'd you say Shaq?

Talking about Hearsay exceptions
Evidence Prof: When Lebron James makes a three at the end of a game is it a statement? He's not actually saying anything. Actually, often when i go to games there is a woman with downs syndrome who sits behind me. She's a lovely woman, she thinks the players are talking to her.

Legislation Prof: What is it more than anything else that keeps Justice O'Connor up at night? Bright line rules. They make her break out in cold sweats.

Pearl Necklace Anyone?

Female 2L #1: Can somebody wake me up in half an hour?
Female 2L #2: If I'm still here. If not, I'll call your cell phone.
Male 2L: I'll just stand over you masturbating.
Female 2L #2: You'll wake up with new jewelry!

poker faces, people!

Prof (after asking a long and complicated question: Mr 2L, you smirked, so you know I'm going to call on you.

a new breed

3L: You know, I've never encountered gunners on Blackboard before. This is new...