Saturday, August 05, 2006

God, I HATE children

Senior Trial Attorney: That groupie works for Save the Children? God, do me a favor!

--Special Court for Sierra Leone

That's just nasty

In reference to our lack of water and flushing toilets:

Senior Legal Attorney returns from restroom: I just shat on someone's shit!

--Special Court for Sierra Leone

Friday, August 04, 2006

Are You Sure You're Not American?

2:00 the day before the last final in a summer program
Italian Law Student: I am so tired. I have been studying since a quarter to seven this morning. I want to sleep, but I cannot. I must study more.
German Law Student: You can sleep tomorrow.
Italian Law Student: No, I cannot, because tomorrow I must be drunk.

America's The Best!

Discussing the "Big Ben Burger" with a German student at a pub in London
2L#1: That burger is $18 American. 2L#2, what can you get for $18 American at Steak n' Shake?
2L#2: Shit, all four of us could eat at Steak n' Shake for $18.
2L#1: And hell, three of us could have sex with the waitress.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Yet They Haven't Gotten Any Big Firm Offers

2L: Okay, I more conversations about my nuts. Except to say that my nuts are top 10% at a tier 4 law school.