Thursday, May 25, 2006

First Amendment Protections by Durex

At a free speech symposium:

Law Prof: "We need to have a place where people can go at it, in a hot and heavy way, to the edge of reason..."

3L: "Is he talking about free speech or a one night stand?"

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

It's all we can do...

Finals Proctor: When time is called, you can stop trying...wait, no...stop typing. You should always keep trying.

Monday, May 22, 2006

The proverbial long ride...

Bitchy proctor for final exam: If you have computer problems, don't panic. We'll take care of you. Don't ask how. You'll find out.

The correct answer is "no."

2L: I do not understand the value depriciation in a lease.
Professor: Well have you ever bought a new car?
2L: Yes.
Prof: What kind?
2L: Jeep Cherokee.
Prof: How much did you pay for it?
2L: I do not know my mom bought it for me used...
-- Overheard by KK