Sippin' on haterade

3L: yeah but i like making fun of national security
2L: national INsecurity
3L: SNAP

Maybe a Harder Career Path is in Order

2L: You want to go into Civil Rights ligitation, right?
3L: Civil Rights Defense, I want to crush the spirits of the weak
2L: That doesn’t seem like it would be much of a challenge for you, maybe you should try something a little harder

The Fact That It's Funny Makes It Less Gross

Older 2L: Listen, I've been in the business world since before any of you was even a squirt in your father's eyes.
Wiser 2L: It's a good thing none of us was a squirt in our mother's eyes because then we wouldn't be here.