Friday, March 10, 2006
Non-law student: I never really know where to put my pants to make them look and feel best.
Non-law student #2: That's easy. You put them in between the tummy and the fupa.
2L #1: Oh god I'm going to be sick.
2L #2: Negligent infliction of too much information.
Conversation b/w Torts Prof and 1L about whether a plaintiff assumed the risk…
1L: "How drunk was she?"
Prof: "How drunk do you want her to be?"
1L: "You don't want me to answer that question."
Prof: "Well now we know what it takes for Mr. 1L to get a date."
-- Overheard by Anonymous
1L female: But there are other things that women can do in the military besides serve on the front line.
Con law prof: Be secretaries?
1L female: No, like...
Con law prof: Cooking?
--Overheard by JC
Torts Prof: "Assume that I'm drowning, 1L, and you walk by and see that I'm drowning. Do you have a duty to rescue me?"
1L: "Well, do I know how to swim?"
Torts Prof: [visibly annoyed] "Sure"
1L: "Is this the ocean, or a river?"
Torts Prof: [more annoyed] "It doesn't matter...a river."
1L: "Is there a strong current?"
Torts Prof: [very frustrated, barks out:] "I'M DROWNING! YOU WALK BY, 1L! DO YOU RESCUE ME?"
1L: "That depends, do I know it's YOU?!"
Overheard by Law Student
(two minutes later)
Female 1L #2: "When I spoon with girls, it's usually with my sisters, and I get into trouble, because they forget that I'm not their boyfriend. All of a sudden I'm like 'hey, you just grabbed my ass -- what are you doing?' "
Thursday, March 09, 2006
2L "the Federal Government regulates the sizes of Barbie's shoes - why can't they regulate viberators?"
3L "But what is the non-morals based rational basis for the ban?
2L:"I don't know - I think the Government could regulate the amount of voltage in a vibrator.
Think of the possible health and safety issues.
Different 3L "I just think that this shows that the people of Alabama are afraid of orgasms."
Con Law Prof:"Oh yeah, you're gonna lose your account."
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
2L: *gives a funny look to 1L*
Nervous 1L: What? Is that wrong? Oh, god, please tell me that's right?
2L: Sure. I mean, I really don't remember if it is or not.
Nervous 1L: Oh, god, I am going to get below median.
2L: You sure are. *chuckles*
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
3L in last row: Soda water!
3L: Soda water will get the stain out.
Prof (looks to the door and then back at 3L): No, no. Soda water will have to wait. I can't leave my post!
2L: I think that’s a great idea. I wouldn’t have taken certain classes if we had one of these last year.
1L: I wouldn’t have come to law school if you’d had one earlier.
Evidence Professor: "Mr. 2L what do you think? Is this statement getting in?
2L: "Oh. I'm sorry. Just because I was looking at you doesn't mean I was paying attention."
Monday, March 06, 2006
"I Carolyn devise all my real property to my husband, however, if he lives in sin with another woman the property goes back to my estate"
1L Shouts: A bitchy wife!
Property Professor: Well... he HAD a bitchy wife
Non-law student: I have this mental image of a doctor
in a Sioux Falls abortion clinic yelling, "Last call!
You don't gotta go home, but you gotta get outta
2L: Suddenly, all of these suburban wives have a whole
bunch of dry cleaning to do.