After taking a final, two 3Ls debrief:

3L #1: What the hell was up with the reference to Aristotle?

3L #2: That's code for "I cordially invite you to bullshit."

Stop Trying To Bite Your Ear And Listen To Me

2L #1: I called someone retarded last night.
2L #2: I hope it wasn't a retarded kid.
2L#1: No, it was one of my friends...I don't usually call people retarded unless they're...you know...you.

Diversity is Fun!

Conflict of Law Professor: Not only is Black & White Taxicab Co. v. Red & Yellow Taxicab Co. a case demonstrating the Erie Doctrine, but it also demonstrates the ethnic rainbow.

Premature Fatherhood

Female 2L: You know how you've always said you wanted kids?
Male 2L: This has to be exactly what it's like.
Female 2L: Daddy, I'm hungry.
Male 2L: You just ate. Wait for your food to settle.
Female 2L: Dude, it's settled. I can already feel a turtle head poking out.