Friday, October 28, 2005

Where the winners are.

Prof: So these casinos serve drinks until their patrons are wandering around blind drunk. Certainly it's in Nevada's interest to keep these casino patrons, these natural born losers if you will, well-oiled during their visits.


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And they say Tax isn't depressing...

Tax Prof: Has anyone here ever eaten 2 Cheesecakes? Anyone? No? Yeah, the 2nd one is kinda hard.

-- Overheard by Elle Woods (

Thursday, October 27, 2005

I think that relationship is conspiratorial too...

Prof: If you could prove the cop had come into the restaurant and looked around, that's evidence from which you could draw an inference of conspiracy. What was he doing there? This was no Dunkin' Donuts; if this was Dunkin' Donuts it would be different.

Tell us what you really think about the upper class

Labor Prof: Life is really hard for the extremely rich, I mean, it's a big burden... Ok I suppose there are people with fur coats who AREN'T extremely rich...

Self-promotion gone awry?

Labor Law Prof: I'm probably going to end up on Overheard in Law School or something for this right now.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Cultural Sensitivity

Corporations Prof: (to Asian student) What's your name?

2L: (JapaneseName)

Corporations Prof: Well Mr. JapaneseName-San, what do you think?

Monday, October 24, 2005

They Have to Learn Somehow

LRW Prof: Yup, I teach kids how to use crac. That's my job.