Female 1L #1: "Usually I have to be the little spoon, because I'm usually with guys who are bigger than me. But when it comes to spooning with girls, I'm all for spooning equity."
(two minutes later)
Female 1L #2: "When I spoon with girls, it's usually with my sisters, and I get into trouble, because they forget that I'm not their boyfriend. All of a sudden I'm like 'hey, you just grabbed my ass -- what are you doing?' "