Ha Ha Ha...Ewww

3L: Have you heard about "There Will Be Blood?" . . . Yeah, it's a period piece.

Sometimes Words Suffice

3L: Get your camera ready, we're about to see that fat lady's butt cheeks.

Well Hello, Mr.Fancypants.

District Attorney: I think we'll just wait for the officer to get here, then we'll go ahead and try the case.

3L: But if I try it and we don't win, it'll count as a loss.

Judge: No, no, no...do not start counting wins and losses.

3L: That's the point...I haven't had to count any losses before.