2L chick to attractive 1L dude: I'm sure that since we've all been through it before, we could help you with your coursework, you know, whatever you need... I mean, I'd personally offer to help you if you need it.
2L chick #2: (whispered to 1L dude) Run!
2L chick #3: (whispered to 1L dude) As fast as you can!
2L chick #2: (not quite a whisper to 1L dude) She is engaged but eats men for dinner!