-- Submitted by Nicolle N.
Tort prof talking about a case in Boston involving a car accident: How long has traffic been bad in Boston? Pretty much since the revolution right?
--Submitted by Jessica N.
At a space law moot court competition: "A journey into space is a journey far, far away."
-- Submitted by Thomas J.
1L #1: Um, the book here says that if a statue is as vague as Wiscon's first sentence, we can't do what you just told us to do.
Torts Prof: Read this very carefully. How many sentences does the Wisconsin statue have?
1L #2: ...TWO!
Torts Prof: Very good. Read carefully next time.
-- Submitted by Thomas V.