3L: My notes say "[Blah Blah]" do you know what it means?
Professor: NEVER, NEVER, get paid in Cocaine.
(After reviewing Texas PR case making it nearly impossible to sue for malpractice in criminal cases in Texas)
"Maybe you should go do criminal law in Texas...But then you'd have to go there."
(Professor having a Jack Burns in Meet The Parents Moment)
"Can you trust your clients? No, the answer is no."