(Overheard during a debate about writing a legislative bill for sterilization in class)
2L #1: I don't think (professor) will like your bill. He's a DEFENSE attorney! He's going to side with the defendants!
2L #2: I'm all for the cripples, too, but....
(And a few minutes later...)
2L #3: That was a horrible case! Those poor people got totally screwed!
2L #2: But they were aliens!