Labor attorney (getting off the phone):  So they kicked him out!
Consulting attorney:  I don't understand.  Why would they kick a contractor out of his own office?
LA: Not the contractor!  The cat!
CA:  Huh?
LA:  They kicked the cat out of the groomer's!  Have you ever heard of such a thing?!
CA:  Um, no.  What cat?
LA:  My cat!  They're kicking him out of the groomer's and I have to go get him!
CA:  Okay, I really have no idea what we're talking about.  I thought we were talking about this contractor who was leaving before the contract was up?  And now we're talking about...your cat?
LA:  Yes.
CA:  Okay, we're going to have to work on that stream of consciousness thing before we go before the judge.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
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