Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Now that is friendship!

Players: Plaintiff's counsel; Defendant's counsel; Plaintiff's witness; Court Reporter

Plaintiff's counsel: I'm done.
D counsel: I'm just going to ask you a few questions.
Witness: Okay.
D Counsel: Did you discuss this deposition with anyone prior to today?
Witness: Yes, your client offered me $500.00 not to show up.

Overheard by Insolvent Esq

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