2L boy: I guess I just have a conceptual problem calling Miranda a prophylactic rule, you know? I mean it seems to me Miranda really embodies the Fifth Amendment itself, rather than only protects one’s Fifth Amendment rights that are separate and distinct.
2L girl: Yeah, I know…I mean, why would the judges want to name it after something that they put up their butts? Did they not like it very much?
2L boy: what?
2L girl: You know, I mean that’s what a prophylactic is, right? Those things that people put up their butt?
2L boy: god I wish I was your boyfriend.
Overheard by Jaded J.D.