While discussing res gestae (Excited Utterances or Spontaneous Exclaimations):
Professor asks a question loudly, angrily, and suddenly to tiny 2L girl who was obviously trying to disappear in her seat.
2L: Fuck, I don't know! He was stressed? He was scared?
Prof: Oh, did I scare you?
2L: Kinda, a little, yeah.
Prof: Awwwwww, I'm sorry. Here. VIRTUAL HUG. Don't be scared. Give me an answer.
Overheard by RS