1L (raising hand eagerly to give his opinion on a case): "We're talking about a court of law, not the Jerry Springer show!"
Prof: "Okay . . . complete the thought . . ."
1L: "Oh, sorry, I really didn't have a complete thought."
Prof (talking about whether a hypothetical diamond ring was lost or mislaid): "C'mon people, valuable things are almost always mislaid. It's not like this diamond ring fell out of somebody's pocket! I mean, who puts a diamond ring in their pocket?"1L: "Well, was it found at a bar?"