Prof N: Don’t tell anyone we just talked about rules in this class, ’cause you can’t.
Prof N, after a student ended her answer with the word “maybe”: You can’t get rid of a bad answer just by putting ‘maybe’ at the end.
Prof N, justifying his life: A pretty high percentage of great writers have also been great drinkers.
Prof N, in re: Joseph Martin Deli v. Schumacher: You can make more money with porn than you can with corned beef.
Prof N: If you don’t have any questions about mistake…then you really haven’t followed me. But I don’t have many answers either.
-- Submitted by TI