Con Law Compilation

Con law prof: As long as the lawyer can stand up there and describe the public purpose without bursting into peals of laughter, that's good enough.

-- Overheard by Homie B.

Constitutional Law Professor: I realize that this isn't the clearest chart in the world. You can use it to study the concept... or you can use it for wrapping sardines.

-- Overheard by The BLS