Property professor passing out an evaluation form regarding classes for this week and realizing he doesn't have enough copies: "Like Ohio voting ballots, not enough for everyone. That was not a political statement."
-- Overheard by GR1L: What does a purple mohawk and a leather jacket really say, anyway?
Property prof: I wish I knew.
-- Overheard by K
Property Professor: Why do we have deeds?
1L: It's more convenient than throwing clumps of dirt at each other (referring to livery of seisen).
-- Overheard by Kitrah
Property Professor: None of us are asking for in-depth research to answer these problems. Only psycho professors at the top law schools ask for those things, and even then…
-- Overheard by JU