Last Minute Questions?

Prof: “Now that we’ve gone through all of that, it will not be on the exam. Obviously, I wasn’t going to tell you that before we got started. . . . Questions – Well of course you’re not going to have questions.”

-- Overheard by Prof. Schwarzenegger

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Con Law Prof: "In order to get through all of the material today, I’m just going to lecture. I won’t ask any questions. Well, I don’t intend to ask any questions. If I ask any questions, don’t answer them."

-- Overheard by A Law Bitch