Is it a Geriatric Ward or a Law School or Both?

2L #1: [Right after this old and confused man hobbles past] What’s that professor’s name?

2L #2: You mean, Professor ‘One-foot-in the grave.' Yeah, I have no idea, but I know I was told to avoid his classes like the plague

2L #3: I would tell his students that unstead of bringing an apple to class, they should bring him Ensure

2L #1: Ain’t tenure grand?