Legal Writing Professor trying to get 1L to go up to the podium and practice his oral argument in front of the class:
Professor: Oh come on Mr. 1L, its only 30 seconds or a minute of your time.
1L (Chuckles): Ha, yea, that's what SHE said.
Professor (laughs and looks bewildered): Mr. 1L, please don't ever say that in court...
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