bathroom definitions

In the bathroom...

3L #1 in a stall: I've been peeing a lot lately. I guess it's all the fluids.

3L #2 in next stall: It must be the tea, tea is a diuretic

3L#1: No, "diuretic" means it makes you poop, but I've only been peeing.

3L#2: No, "diaretic" means it makes you pee, that's why you're peeing, from drinking the tea.

overheard by: bitch you're peeing because it's a liquid