Con Law Prof: "the ninth amendment precedes the tenth amendment...obviously...cause it's the ninth amendment... geez, sometimes i amaze myself with my knowledge"
Con law prof talking about griswold: "no one came into a room and saw a couple having sex without a condonmin…without a condom – in a condominium."
1Ls phone rings
Con law prof: i get yelled at in so many ways!
1L: i knew a guy who got his hand cut off in a bagel machine
Con Law Prof: we're trying to have a serious conversation here...
1L: it was pretty serious to him!
Con Law Prof: you're all looking at me like i'm crazy. (pause) i mean, i may be, but you all don't know the half of it.
-- Overheard by TEC