The grass is always greener

2L and college student, after college student noted 2L school's logo (complete with motto), which they put on EVERYTHING....

2L: I want to know who was sitting around and thought "Hey! '[Law school motto.]' I bet that'll reel 'em in!"

Community college student: At least your school has a motto. If my school did, I bet it'd be "Always carry a razor blade."

-- overheard by Anonymous