CCLP: "Liberals wake up in the morning and try to figure out how to make the world better... conservatives wake up and say 'thank god i wasnt stabbed overnight... everything's okay.'"
CCLP, Introducing class to his judicial philosophy: "I am more Borkian....than Bork."
CCLP: “The one thing you gain in law school that is useful to being a lawyer is a higher tolerance for personal embarassment…I mean, you have to be able to stand up in a courtroom and say ‘OJ is innocent.’”
CCLP: “Government is dangerous; that’s why we should have as little of it as possible.”
CCLP, Discussing McCulloch: “My tax is unconstitutional? Your whole goddamn bank is unconstitutional, and so is your mother!”
CCLP: “That’s as commercy as commerce gets!”
-- Overheard by CLK