Property Grab Bag

Property Prof.: You have a 50/50 chance on this one...it's either yes or no.
1L: I'm gonna go with yes.
Property Prof.: Is there a shorter and more accurate answer?

Overheard by Chutch
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Property prof: Why do I have to do this?

1L: Because you get paid.

Property prof: All right, I get paid. But that isn't why I do this...I do this because I love you.

Overheard by Homie
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