Bald Prof: 1L #1, I’d just like to say I like your hat. I have nothing else for you, but that’s a fine looking hat.
1L #1: Thank you.
Bald Prof: 1L #2, you’re not wearing a hat, so I can’t compliment you on it…I’ll have to ask you a few questions instead.
1L #2: I do have nice hair…you could compliment me on that.
Bald Prof: That is the most insensitive thing anyone has ever said to me!