Guy #1: So [friend] was trying to tape that girl he's been seeing naked, so he left his web cam on. The only thing on it is her yelling "Why is the fucking red light on? Are you taping me, you pervert?!"
Guy #2: Dude, that's so funny. I wanna try that.
Guy #1: Yeah, well, he tried it with a law student. Don't try it with one of those girls. They'll, like, sue you or something.
Several minutes pass...
Guy #2: I'm still mad about our grades on that exam.
Guy #1: Me too! I can't believe we were dead last.